Spoiler alert: This post honors Dr. Seuss’s birthday on March 2. It’s also an elaborate ploy to encourage you to stock up on Double Take. Did you think this would be about anything else?
Today is the day.
You're off to buy salsa!
You're hungry and awake!
You have food on your mind.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
But if you’re looking for salsa … just where should you go?
You'll look up and down aisles – at Hy-Vee to start.
About Tostitos you will say: "I don't want that in my cart."
With your head full of cravings and your taste buds craving heat,
You know in your heart – Double Take’s hard to beat.
And you may be at Byerly’s
Or maybe a Lunds.
When you find us, of course,
Your quest will be done.
If Kowalski’s is your pick
Our products are there.
We’re also at co-ops
and Amazon too.
You can buy us at Target
but beware – we warned you! **
And if this list is overwhelming
don't worry. Don't stew.
We have a helpful link.
THE PLACES YOU'LL GO! ***
** There’s no way you’re getting out of Target without spending $200 on Things You Didn’t Plan to Buy. Some truths are universal.
*** To buy Double Take. In case you've forgotten.
(Featured image: "2013 Rose Parade Theme Pasadena, California" by Prayitno Photography, Jan. 2013)